good morning.

“Hey, Sophie?”

“Hey, Jamie.”

“You awake?”

“I am now.”

“Right. So….I’ve been thinking.”

“…about?”

“Remember when you said I’m the best sex partner you’ve ever had?”

“…well. I am very experienced – more so than the vast majority of women – and I have met a lot of talented guys. But you, sir, are the best lay ever. Best. Sex. Best. Head. Ever.”

“Thanks. I’m blushing.”

“Riiiiiight. I have never seen you blush.”

“And remember when I said you are the answer, the sex partner I’ve spent ten years looking for on dating sites and in personal ads?”

“I don’t actually remember you saying that.”

“Well, you are.”

“That’s the sweetest thing anyone has said to me.”

“…You do remember. You just want me to keep saying it.”

“I admit nothing.”

“Anyway, you know how we both like to write, and how we’re both pretty good at it?”

“You are definitely one of my favorite writers, and you seem to like my writing, so I believe you.”

“Likewise.”

“…and in the past few months since meeting you, I have written more than I have since …well, since forever.”

“Likewise.”

“So…you were thinking? Continue.”

“So I was thinking, let’s do a blog.”

“That is a fantastic idea. An idea I think I gave you a while ago.”

“Yeah but I’m writing this draft of the intro, so I get to claim it.”

“Then I will edit the intro.”

“Sure, whatever. Let’s do a blog.”

“About what, us? sex?”

“About whatever. But since we both like sex so much, yes. Definitely that. Probably mostly that.”

“That sounds lovely. When would you like to begin?”

“I think we just did.”